Friday, June 30, 2006
Apropos of Aging Neighborhoods
Click to enlarge.Some real estate agents have reported that it is somewhat more difficult to sell a home here lately, due to the few with landscaping that have been allowed to deteriorate. That sets everyone's teeth on edge, of course, as no one likes to hear that his or her property may be devalued due to someone else's neglect.
I think one must be careful in going to an attorney about it. Bringing legal action is a rather severe way to go about achieving a solution, especially when tempers may run hot and the result may be more problems than existed originally. No house in our area has reached the point of no return, I think, and antagonizing the residents who are lackadaisical already is not the best way to get them to do what is right. Shouldn't the board consider that some may not be able to afford regular maintenance (due to divorce, widowhood, aging and/or fixed incomes, illness, etc.)?
My suggestion is for using restraint, in this and all neighborhood problems. This is one place where it is better to err on the side of conservatism. How would you handle it?
Thursday, June 29, 2006
The June Perfect Post Awards

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Men's Thesaurus

"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't dinner already on the table?" This I KNOW to be true.
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works." and I'm not about to read the directions!"
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was wondering if that redhead (or blonde or brunette) over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD." Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, every basket, hit or tackle I ever made, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty good reasons soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." This is especially true in the grocery store!
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE" Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Odds and Ends ~ 6

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As if we don't have enough to worry about, check out this news about women's purses:
http://www.snopes.com/medical/disease/purse.asp
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gumshoe (GUM-shoo) noun
1. A detective.
2. A rubber overshoe.
[The word is an allusion to the quiet snooping that a detective is supposed
to do.]
The word is an example of the figure of speech called synecdoche in
which a part is used for the whole or vice versa. Another example is
the use of the word crown to refer to a king.
I have never heard of *synecdoche* before, which I find odd for an English major. Did they invent it after I graduated?
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Need a good laugh? Read this:
http://www.thewvsr.com/062806.htm
I admit it is rather juvenile, but this guy makes me laugh nearly every day.
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Can anyone explain why Jaguar would mail a DVD to ME advertising their new XK? God knows I couldn't afford to buy the rear-view mirror! It is a beautiful car, but as the old saying goes, "If you buy a Jag, get 2 so you'll have something to drive while the other one is in the repair shop."If you feel inclined to buy one for me, I'll have the convertible, please, preferably in British racing green......LOL
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Odds and Ends ~ 5

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
Bill Watterson, comic strip artist (1958- ), in his comic strip Calvin & Hobbes.
Do you miss Calvin & Hobbes as much as I do?
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I went to the drive through, bought lunch, drove behind the restaurant into a grocery store lot, where I park to eat and read. Sometimes that is the only way I can sit (and justify it) during the day. I lowered the car windows and was assaulted with "eau de dumpster". I always park in the same place, and that has never happened before. Perhaps the dumpster company is late picking up the trash? I know I will definitely find a new place to park in the future!
Peeeeeuuuuuw!
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Some of you post from time to time what keywords have brought people to your sites. I always find something to laugh about with yours, but seldom find anything amusing about the keywords used to find me. Until now.
"what's in a mcdonalds iced coffee?" Unnnnhhh, wouldn't you know this already? I mean not too much can be in it except coffee and ice, and whatever else you add....LOL
The Original Four Freshmen

Monday, June 26, 2006
Dear Naomi is Having a Birthday!





My friend Naomi,
http://sitteninthehills64.blogspot.com/
is having a significant birthday today. Please go and wish her the Happiest Birthday ever, and tell her kenju sent you!
This woman brings us so much pleasure; reading her posts is always a treat, whether they be about her life and family, her show business experiences and friends or her cactus garden, the likes of which you've never seen before. If you don't have her on your blogroll - or in a favorites list - visit her now and you'll want to correct that!
You asked for flowers, Naomi, and this is the best I can do, given the distance from you (and the fact that I don't know your address). I included a froggie, Hoppy Birthday cake, in case you are craving green frosting........LOL
It is devoutly wished that this is your best birthday ever, filled with friends and family, good food, flowers and the libations of your choice. May the year ahead hold everything you've ever wanted, plus freedom from illness and infirmity. Have a great one, my dear, and many, many more. May you continue to entertain us for a long time to come.
Happy Birthday, Naomi!
Gardenias are Blooming in Kenju Land
Addenda below.

*** the skies have opened up again, pouring harder than ever. The gardenias don't stand a chance, I fear. The pool almost reached the overflow point yesterday, so today's rain should do it. If this keeps up, we will have a deja vu about the back woods creek we had after Alberto. Having suffered through a drought for the last 1 1/2 years - it is odd to have the water levels filled and surpassed all in one week!
Sunday, June 25, 2006
Odds and Ends ~ 4
There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, it doesn't behoove any of us to speak evil of the rest of us. This is a universal law........."
Edgar Cayce Reading 3063-1
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Do you know anyone who epitomizes this saying?
It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong. -G.K. Chesterton, essayist and novelist (1874-1936)
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Here's another good word for you. Use it; impress your friends......LOL
Nostomania (nos-tuh-MAY-nee-uh, -mayn-yuh) noun: An overwhelming desire to return home or to go back to familiar places.
From Greek nostos (a return home) + mania (excessive enthusiasm or madness).
Nostomania is an extreme form of nostalgia.
This spoke to me this week, since I just went back "home" for a school reunion.
This word, and another one everyday, comes from the website Wordsmith, and you can subscribe here:
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Any linguaphiles among you? You will get a new word in your email inbox every morning, with definitions, examples and derivations. It is free, too.
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A word is not the same with one writer as with another. One tears it from his guts. The other pulls it out of his overcoat pocket. -Charles Peguy, poet and essayist (1873-1914)
Saturday, June 24, 2006
More frogs......
This is yet another view and the final one of the "pig pile"; the real name of it is "Menage a Trois, but I could swear there are four frogs! Mr. kenju gave it to me as an anniversary present several years ago. It sits in the kitchen window and now and then I turn it around so I can see another view for a while.

his eyes follow me around! I have not named him yet. Any suggestions?I think he has that "I know something you don't know" look on his face, don't you?
These were given to me by the friend I re-posted about after my trip. They are heavy metal, of some sort, and should last forever, even though they show signs of weathering. I think they could hold a gazing ball. Wouldn't that look good?
Friday, June 23, 2006
More frogs Galore

Top: My handicapped concrete puppy. His foot is broken, so I have allowed the ivy to twine around his legs so it cannot be seen. The frog is named Michele, in honor of our esteemed
http://www.micheleagnew.com
We all know how she loves books, so I thought this was the perfect tribute to her!
The second photo is a close-up in a different position of the one I posted last week. It is a "pile" of different frogs, all climbing on each other. They are very creative and well-done, and their expressions are priceless. You have seen the fat one before, but he bears repeating, does he not?
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Good Manners Have Left the Building

Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Do You Print Your Blog Posts?

My Friend Forever ~~ Redux
This is a repost from 1-31-06, which I wrote about my friend from Charleston,WV. I didn't have a good photo of her then, but I took this one last weekend, and decided to re-post about her. I always stay with her when I go back home for a visit, and it is such a pleasure to be with her again. Her husband died in April, and you may remember that I couldn't go to his funeral because I was supposed to leave that day for Disneyworld with my daughter and her children. I promised my friend a visit in June and I am happy that I was able to keep that promise, as well as attend my reunion. As the years passed, we all became even better friends. When I needed something special to wear for a hot date or a dance - she opened her closet for me to choose whatever I wanted. Luckily, we wore the same size clothes, even shoes, and our tastes in jewelry ran in similar veins. As I got older, I stopped babysitting much, but we remained good friends and helpful neighbors.
After college, I left town to pursue life elsewhere, but I always looked forward to returning home to see my parents and the neighbors. Several years later, I got word that they were moving to a larger home in a different section of the city; the area to which they had moved their newly enlarged grocery. I was happy for them, of course, but a bit sad to see them leave since they had been my family's neighbors for so many years. For a few years, we visited them in their new home every time I came back to town, but eventually we drifted apart somewhat, as our lives took different turns. She got pregnant again and had a baby girl just a year before I had my first child. As my parents aged, they didn't initiate much visiting, and so the lines of communication faded, around 1968.
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Fast forward to June, 1982: we had just moved into a new home, and I was busy with all the little chores that women have to do to make a house a home, such as hanging pictures, unpacking boxes, etc. My younger daughter wanted me to take her to a local mall, to meet with her friends and their mom, but I didn't want to take the time to go since I was so busy. Finally she wore me down, and I agreed to take her there and wait until the other family arrived.
We parked in the agreed upon location, and as we were sitting in the car, I happened to look up and see those former neighbors walking on the sidewalk in front of my car! You need to know that where they lived and where I now live are 330 miles apart, and we had not seen each other in 14 years! I would never have expected to see them in that location, and you might imagine my great surprise that I did. I was speechless (which happens very seldom), but I opened the car door and yelled out to them. Now it was their turn to be speechless - and they were. Remember the line in yesterday's post about always meeting people when you look your worst? This was a perfect example. I had on very old clothes and my hair was a fright. Nonetheless, we greeted each other in glee and wonderment at the synchronicity of it all. They were in my town to deliver their daughter to her first year of college, which she was starting in the summer semester, instead of waiting until the fall.
We renewed our deep friendship, and got to know their daughter as they got to know my children. They returned to my city to visit their daughter several times a year and we always saw them at those times, as well as when we went back to my home town. There is no one alive now (except my husband) who knows me better than she, and spending time with her is such a deep comfort to me.
My daughter never fails to remind me that if I had not acceded to her begging for the trip to the mall, I might never have known that they and their daughter would be spending time in my city and a wonderful opportunity would have been lost forever. She is right, of course. Who knows what prompted me to give in to her whims. I prefer to think that it was fate - or some very good karma - that caused it to happen.
My friend was here last weekend to visit; even though her daughter no longer lives here. As we age, our shopping trips are fewer and shorter, our lunches and dinners get smaller and healthier. But we never tire of talking and being together, whether it is to savor the "old" days or discuss the newest changes in our lives. Our abiding friendship and love never fades. She is wonderfully generous of spirit and love and I will be forever grateful that she was brought into my life.
Happy Birthday, C______!
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
The school reunion I just returned from was held for anyone who ever graduated from the school, which was open from 1941 through 1989. There could have been thousands of people attending, but the pre-registered number was about 1500. I opted to attend on Friday evening only; passing up the dinner dance on Saturday night so I could spend that time with my hostess, a long-time friend. On Friday, only 7 of the people from my class showed up, while 33 had registered for the events. This was out of a total of 447 grads in my year (1958). Our regular reunion is coming up in 2008 - the 50th - and we are hoping to have record attendance.
1. Print name tags large enough that older people can read them. Do not put women's maiden names in quotes, as if they were nicknames. The proper format is First Name - Maiden name -- Married name.
2. Do not hire a band, no matter how good they are, for the first night of the reunion. People cannot talk and get reacquainted over loud music. This is especially true when the reception is held in a cavernous room with very high ceilings, where the acoustics are horrendous.
WHAT REUNION ATTENDEES SHOULD KNOW:
2. Wear comfortable shoes, unless, of course, you are trying to impress your classmates. There is no call to wear strapless dresses and strappy high-heel slides, especially if you are 60+ years old and have skin that is wrinkled like parchment with age spots and varicose veins everywhere. Have some compassion and cover up. If your arms resemble the Pillsbury Dough Boy, wear long sleeves. If you haven't treated your feet to a recent pedicure - don't show them to us, please!
3. How many times does it have to be said? Men should not wear hats indoors! If you are bald......deal with it. You are not fooling anyone. Granted, there were only three hats in a room of a thousand people, but they stood out like a sore thumb! Two of them were baseball caps and one was a suede gaucho's hat, complete with leather chin strap. What the heck? Did this 1943 grad just ride in from the pampas in Argentina? I rather doubt it.
Despite how it sounds, I had a nice time. I did enjoy seeing the few people I knew and watching the ones I didn't.
Monday, June 19, 2006
Home from the Hills


I am home, and tired from the drive. It is 320 miles from Raleigh to Charleston. The trip today was uneventful, for which I am thankful. I do believe I saw 400 Mack trucks, though, and most of them were passing me. Since I was driving somewhere in the neighborhood of 75 mph, it was surprising to see them pass me. It was a case of drive fast or be "climbed" over or nudged off the road!
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
"Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone....."

I am leaving town for a few days and will be unable to post or read.
Promise you'll miss me?
I'll be back Monday, I think.
Please scroll down to the the second frog post below. I
look forward to reading your comments when I return.
Frogs Galore!
This is my kitchen window. Part of my frog collection resides here, where I see them off and on all day. As you can see, I love the juxtaposition of cobalt blues and greens! In addition to the frogs, there is a panda bear pot-sitter given to me by my son and a small ring holder.
The other photos show close-ups of the frogs and bottles. In the third down, there is a translucent green frog that is actually a dental floss dispenser. My daughter bought that one for me, as well as the fat-bellied one in the second photo.I will have to post another photo to show the complete window. It will be below this one. The tall blue bottle is an old Avon bottle, but I don't know what it held. I found it in my mother's basement. The short green one to its right is an old ink bottle. The blue swan is an antique salt holder. I have a small collection of those too.
Part II
was given to me by Mr. kenju. It deserves a whole photo to itself, as you can only see about 1/3 of it here. I will post more of this one in the next frog blog.Resting atop the green ink bottle is a small frog pick I got from the florist wholesaler. It was meant to rest in a flower arrangement, but I think he looks very much at home here, don't you?
In case you ask, the stained glass shepherd (which was supposed to be a pharoah) was a class project; the only one I have left from my stained-glass days. The small swirled green and blue glass dish was a gift from a friend who bought it in Israel, because she knew how I loved blues and greens together. I almost forgot to mention the frog holding the fluted glass vial which is sitting on the lower sill. Here, it holds a cremy white rose, but it often holds whatever left-over or broken blossoms I have
from the previous week's wedding. Hanging on the upper right of the cabinet valance, a frog "dancer" holding an umbrella. I call him "Twinkle Toes" and imagine that he is walking a tight-rope for my enjoyment. He deserves a close-up too, but I lost the one I had. More of him in a later post. I hope you enjoy these frogs!Oh, Look......A Creek!
where none ever existed before, courtesy of Alberto. We also lost a tree which we didn't know was rotten enough inside to make it fall like this. Mr. kenju heard a huge "whump" and on investigation, saw this very tall tree laying in the woods. Thank heaven it didn't fall on the house! What you see in thse photos is just about half of the tree.This is in our back yard. The water follows a path through the woods on the high side of the property, flows across our lot and into our neighbor's yard, which is a good bit lower than ours. Her whole front yard and driveway are completely flooded now. Poor girl just finished planting a great garden, too. I would love having a creek like this, well, maybe not this fast flowing, but a nice, lazy creek. Too bad it only comes when there are hurricanes to deal with!


Tuesday, June 13, 2006
HYMNE A L'AMOUR
France's all time premiere chanteuse and national icon whose raw, emotional voice mirrored her extraordinary life of tragedy and triumph. This selection includes such Piaf classics as her self penned global hit "La Vie En Rose" and others including "Mon Legionnaire", "L'Accordeoniste" and the title track, written in memory of her boxer lover Marcel Cardan, killed in a plane crash.
I confess to barely remembering this song, so I don't know how it got into my collection. Considering how big several of their noses look in this photo, the Crew Cuts might have done well to consider another angle for the pic!
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The Break-Up

I went to see this Monday and it didn't end the way I thought it would. Unlike The Family Stone, it isn't predictable. I enjoyed the movie, but I imagine if you are having problems in your marriage, you might not want to see it with your spouse. As a primer for how not to conduct a relationship though, it is nonpareil!
Judy Davis plays an art gallery owner who is over-the-top, to say the least. She is Jennifer's boss. Judy could get an Oscar nomination for this role, and I would have preferred to see more of her on screen. Justin Long, who played Warren Cheswick on Ed, plays Christopher, the assistant at the gallery. His long hair and under-lip whiskers in this movie take him a long way from the nerd he played on TV, and while his role is small, it is notable.
If you go see this movie with no expectations of where the story leads, you will probably enjoy it.
Monday, June 12, 2006
No Explanation Necessary!
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Ponderisms (Is that a word?)
· Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
· The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
· Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
· There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
· Life is sexually transmitted.
· Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
· The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
· Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
· Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
· Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
· Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
· All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
· In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
· Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
· Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
· Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
· Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
· If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
· Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
· Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
· Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
· If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
· If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
· If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
· If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
· Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
· Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
· Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
· Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
· Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
The Fruits of My Labor.....
this weekend.
The wedding was at a local Unitarian Universalist Church, which has a spiffy new sanctuary and reception hall.The bride requested mostly white with pink accents, and she wanted tulips in her bouquet. This is the end of the season for tulips, so they are not easy to get in mid-June. One of her bridesmaids told me that when the bride saw the tulips in her bouquet, she got tears in her eyes. That's the kind of reaction I love to see! The last photo shows the bouquets lined up. I deliver them in old V-8 juice cans, since they are unbreakable and free. Now that V-8 is not putting juice in cans, I have to rely on baked beans. I know the cans are not as pretty as vases, but not adding to the bottom line keeps the costs down for me and for the brides.
The second photo is an arrangement that was used at their rehearsal dinner on Friday night, and then brought to the reception. That is another way to keep the costs down; reusing as much as possible. Their altar arrangement (the one atop the large glass hurricane) was also going to be used on the buffet table after the ceremony.
I did a wedding for this girl's sister some time back. Mr. kenju asked me how long ago that was, and I replied I thought it was 3-4 years ago. While I was delivering, the sister's husband spoke to me and said their wedding was nine years ago. Shows what kind of memory I have lately! That sister now has a gorgeous little 2 year-old girl, who was the flower girl. I took a photo of her holding her basket of flowers, but somehow the camera lost it between the church and home. I sure wish I knew how that happened. I know the card wasn't full. Wish me better luck next time?
Saturday, June 10, 2006
And So it Begins........My Frogs

I promised a series of frog photos last year and I am just now getting round to it, although it may be slow in coming.
These reside on my deck. The first is a stepping stone, or it can be hung.
The second (and largest one) is nicknamed "The Thinker". He was given to me by some dear friends several years ago. He sits out here in the warm months, but comes in the house to warm in the kitchen all winter. Otherwise, he might crack, and I'd be heartbroken.
The third is, unfortunately, one of three frogs I found in the pool skimmer last week. I threw him over the back railing to the mossy ground below, and he, like everything else I throw down there, disappeared in short order. I don't even want to know what takes them away!!
When I find live frogs in the skimmer, I take them out and give them a stern but gentle lecture - Stay Out of the Pool!! Hasn't worked so far.....LOL. You should hear them in mating season. The tree frogs sing so loudly that if our windows were open, we couldn't sleep for the racket. The mating frogs stay by the edge of the pool, and then the females lay their eggs on the surface of the water. I don't have the heart to tell them that the skimmer will make short work of their egg masses. Such is the way of the world, I guess. Since they don't have a pond or a stream nearby, they make do with what they can find. Gotta' give 'em an "A" for effort!

Odds and Ends ~ 3

Can you think of a good reason to add this word to your vocabulary:
honorificabilitudinity (ON-uh-rif-i-kay-bi-li-too-DIN-i-tee) a noun meaning Honorableness. Another form of that word was used by Shakespeare. It comes from Costard, the clown, in Love's Labour's Lost:
"I marvel thy master hath not eaten thee for a word; for thou art not so long by the head as honorificabilitudinitatibus: thou art easier swallowed than a flap-dragon."
I guess you have to read it in context before it makes sense.....LOL.....but I prefer to use a shorter word, one less likely to trip up my tongue and send it crashing around my eye teeth!
And by the way: What the heck is a flap-dragon?
Friday, June 09, 2006
The Family Stone

We saw this Tuesday night. The DVD box blurbs said:
"Corporate executive Meredith Morton (Sarah Jesica Parker) is as uptight and ultra-conservative as her pin-striped designer suit. Her boyfriend Everett Stone's (Dermot Mulroney) family is as relaxed and quirky as their aging new England Colonial. So when Meredith ventures out of Manhattan to meet Everett's clan, it's no wonder her arrival is met with all the enthusiasm of a nasty Nor'easter."
Thursday, June 08, 2006
The Alphabet Meme ~ J

Jazz: the music form to which I automatically listen when given a choice. To me, jazz is like modern or impressionistic art. When I am listening to jazz, I ofter see colors and patterns, sort of the way that the Disney movie "Fantasia" illustrates the music in the film. If you haven't seen Fantasia, watch it and see how they show the rhythms inherent in the music. It is fascinating to me.
Jade: this tough, compact green gemstone has always drawn me with its subtle colors, both dark and light. Jade has been used for centuries for jewelry and statuary. Before mr. kenju gave me a diamond ring (on our 17th anniversary) I work a circlet of jade on my left hand along side my wedding ring.
James: the name of someone very close to my heart. He was born in January and went to school under Jesuit priests, and we are both dedicated to Jesus. I also have a grandson named James.
Jigsaw: I have loved jigsaw puzzles since I was a child, and I once completed one that had 2500 pieces and covered almost my whole dining room table. Trouble was, it took so long to solve it that my table was covered with the pieces over both Thanksgiving and Christmas. In the future, I need a place to do puzzles that will not lay long-term claim to the table where we eat during family gatherings! I have one waiting in the wings, so to speak, an aerial photograph of the government buildings and monuments in Washington, DC. I look forward to starting that one, and if I am lucky enough to finish it, I will post a pic here.
Jet: something I absolutely love to board and fly off into the wild blue yonder. My first flight was at age 18 (I think), when I "ran away from home". I went to NYC, and gawked at the skyscrapers, stood on the top of the Empire State building and cried for my momma, spent so much money on taxi fare that I was afraid to buy anything to eat for 2 days. I was rescued on the 3rd day and sent home in ignominious fashion. Since that time, I have been fortunate to have flown to many different places. If money were no object, you could always find me on a plane to somewhere new and exciting.
Jacobean: a style of decoration prevailing in England in the early 17th century. I used to do a lot of crewel embroidery, in patterns called the Jacobean style. I had to quit when eye strain demanded it, but I have always been drawn to the patterns of stylized flowers and foliages known as Jacobean.
Jack O' Lantern: My birthday falls on October 30th, which in my home town, was always "trick or treat" night. Hence, jack o' lanterns and other Halloween decor always figured heavily in my birthday celebrations. Quite often, a large papier mache one would be the place I gathered my treats and stored them for the short time they lasted.
I won't tap anyone else to do the meme, but if you do one, please let me know!
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
The Best Book I've Read Lately

Today I drove through the take-out line in a restaurant and sat in my car eating and reading, as I often do. The book was Marley & Me, by John Grogan. I only had a little bit more to read before finishing the book, but had I known what I was in for, I would have saved it for later, at home. Suffice it to say that I cried like a baby, tears streaming down my face, and had to stop every two minutes to wipe my eyes so I could read the next paragraph.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
My Wonderful Afternoon
Can you imagine how hard the adults laughed at all this? I was rolling in the floor...well, almost.....and their parents/aunts/uncles were very amused. If you don't have grandchildren yet - see what you have to look forward to? We are all pretty sure that at least two of the drama queens have great careers ahead of them in the entertainment field.
P.S. Their parents do not want their photos on the blog; otherwise you'd see them!
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Tonight I will be watching "The Family Stone". I will review it later.
Monday, June 05, 2006
Odds and Ends ~ 2

Sunday, June 04, 2006
Old, but Worth Repeating

21st Century Zen
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken car and no cell phone.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7.. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug and some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side,and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Saturday's Wedding
Two of the nicest people got married yesterday
,and they were so cute. Both are from Ireland, and I could have listened to them talk for hours and never gotten tired of hearing it.They are in America for graduate school; one at Duke and one at Carolina.The wedding was small, and the guest list included lots of people from Ireland, who made the trip over here strictly for the wedding. I wish I could have stayed at the reception and heard them all talk!
The bride requested daisies in the attendant's bouquets, so I used them in the centerpieces as well, along with hydrangea, calla lilies, roses, freesia and dendrobium orchids.
Someone asked me recently if I had a lot of "bridezilla" stories to tell. Every florist has a few, but in my 25 years in the business, I can count horror stories on fewer than the fingers of one hand. I have been extremely lucky. Most of my brides have been delightful to work with, and when it comes time for me to retire, that is the aspect I will miss the most, after the flowers.
Saturday, June 03, 2006
What is unusual about.....
Assess
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common...... The answer will be in the comments. Don't cheat!
Friday, June 02, 2006
A Novel Use for Crushed Ice....

Thursday, June 01, 2006
Redneck Etiquette
1. Never take a beer to an interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you're included in the will, it's rude todrive a U-haul to the funeral.
Dining Out ...
1. When decanting the wine from the box, make sure you tilt the papercup and pour slowly so as not to 'bruise' the fruit of the vine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your hands.
Entertaining in your home....
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners are.
Personal Hygiene...
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this job should be done inprivate using one's own truck keys.
2. Even if you live alone, deodorant is not a waste of money.
3. Use of proper toiletries can only delay bathing for a few days.
4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to distract from a woman's jewelry, and alter the taste of finger foods.
Dating (outside the family)...
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be assertive, Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff on the bathroom walls two years ago."
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say10:00 PM. Others might say "Monday," If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
Theater Etiquette....
1.Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
2. Refrain from talking to the characters on the screen.. Tests have proven that they can't hear you.
Weddings...
1. Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2 . Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds might get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say 'yes' to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
Driving Etiquette...
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a four way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires does not always have the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.
5. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
Odds and Ends
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Seen on a car bumper recently:
"Bring Back Monica Lewinsky"
Apparently for some, that fiasco is preferable to the one in which we find ourselves today.
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A simple dessert of chocolate fudge squares makes even a mundane meal of leftovers seem like manna from Heaven!
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"For mind is the builder and that which we think upon may become crimes or miracles. For thoughts are things and as their currents run through an entity's experience these become either barriers or steppingstones"
From the Edgar Cayce Readings














