Monday, January 15, 2007
The Year of the Blonde
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. (Helllloooo!!!... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!)
March - Got really excited; finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.. (Box said "2-4 years!")
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...( power went out)
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid... wrong instructions. (8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!)
June - Tried to go water skiing... (couldn't find a lake with a slope).
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition... (Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!)
August- Got locked out of my car in rain storm... (car swamped because soft-top was open.)
September- The capital of California is "C"... isn't it?
October- Hate M&M's... (they are so hard to peel.)
November- Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... (instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!)
December- Couldn't call 911... "duh"... (there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!)