A Resume
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it--mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
9. Next was a job in a Shoe Factory, I tried but I just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a health club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work! , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
(No, I didn't write it...LOL)
14 comments:
Great post for a Saturday...thanks Judy!
Great post!
That was fun.
Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) hugs
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the Cool Raggedy one
HELP!
Sometime between breasfast and now, Google decided it didn't know me anymore. I cannot get into the dashboard - it will not let me sign in with either the old Blogger account or the new Google one. What can I do?
I've not heard about that particular problem before, Judy. I know it's obvious but are you sure you're using the right password? The Google account usually uses a different one than the Blogger account.
You've got a new template and you're categorizing your posts. Very high tech, Judy. Congrats on customizing your blog.
Michele sent me over to give advice that was probably too obvious. Sorry!
Oops. I'm so used to saying Michele sent me--that I even did it when I came on my own. *blush*
[Groan] :-D Your post made me smile!
Hey Kenju!! Steffi here, remember me? I love your post, where did you get it from?? If possible please me, so thaT I can post this up and give credit to the author.
Oh and congrats on changing to the new blogger!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! well, i have changed mine long time before. Anyways, after a while, you will get the hang of using the new blogger.
I was a candlemaker for a while, but they said I couldn't hold a light to it.
Here from Michele's today.
best!
rashbre
I was a bus driver, but I took a wrong turn.
Arrggg that's not as good as yours!
LOL! "Retirement!" Sounds like the perfect position to me as well, hehe!
Sorry, can't help w/the Google probs.
I'm presently a generation operator and I always have problems getting my unit up!
I do so like #15.
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