Saturday, January 27, 2007

Word Play

A Resume


1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it--mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

9. Next was a job in a Shoe Factory, I tried but I just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a health club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work! , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

(No, I didn't write it...LOL)

14 comments:

Anna said...

Great post for a Saturday...thanks Judy!

Raggedy said...

Great post!
That was fun.
Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

kenju said...

HELP!

Sometime between breasfast and now, Google decided it didn't know me anymore. I cannot get into the dashboard - it will not let me sign in with either the old Blogger account or the new Google one. What can I do?

utenzi said...

I've not heard about that particular problem before, Judy. I know it's obvious but are you sure you're using the right password? The Google account usually uses a different one than the Blogger account.

You've got a new template and you're categorizing your posts. Very high tech, Judy. Congrats on customizing your blog.

Michele sent me over to give advice that was probably too obvious. Sorry!

utenzi said...

Oops. I'm so used to saying Michele sent me--that I even did it when I came on my own. *blush*

Bob-kat said...

[Groan] :-D Your post made me smile!

+*-s-t-e-f-f-*+ said...

Hey Kenju!! Steffi here, remember me? I love your post, where did you get it from?? If possible please me, so thaT I can post this up and give credit to the author.

+*-s-t-e-f-f-*+ said...

Oh and congrats on changing to the new blogger!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! well, i have changed mine long time before. Anyways, after a while, you will get the hang of using the new blogger.

rashbre said...

I was a candlemaker for a while, but they said I couldn't hold a light to it.

Here from Michele's today.

best!

rashbre

Ex-Shammickite said...

I was a bus driver, but I took a wrong turn.
Arrggg that's not as good as yours!

kenju said...
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Carolyn said...

LOL! "Retirement!" Sounds like the perfect position to me as well, hehe!

Sorry, can't help w/the Google probs.

Blitz Krieg said...

I'm presently a generation operator and I always have problems getting my unit up!

Beverly said...

I do so like #15.