Sunday, January 14, 2007


A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out." ***********************************************

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

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I prepared this post several days ago when I was sick and mr. kenju was persona non grata around here. Since then, he has settled down and I have almost recovered from whatever it was that laid me low. But this was too much fun to delete, so here you have it.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOVE IT...

One of my fondest memories when John and I got married was after we had fought and were lying in bed in the dark...out of the silence my husband says...you know, before I met you I was always right!

I love that moment...a light in the darkness...

HEHEHE. Thanks Judy for that! I am still laughing.

Raehan said...

Hee-hee.

Anonymous said...

Rotflmao ;)

Thanks for the lovely comments I have edited the post to try and allude to a little more clarity ;)

Your post was awesome ;)

I am the same with stuff like that postcard ;)

Raggedy said...

Thanks for the chuckle!
I am glad you are feeling better.

Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

Anonymous said...

Hi Judy ~~ Glad you are feeling better
and sorry Mr Kenju was not much help. A
lot of men are not comfortable with any
sort of illness. I loved your post about Fluffer and when I was a child we had a cat named Streaky and we had him for 14 years also. Have had cats since, but like you, when I think cat, it's Streaky
Wouldn't it be wonderful if someone recognised that photo as one of their ancesters. Thanks for your visit Judy.
Take care, Love, Merle.

colleen said...

Were you mad at him? I hope you made up.

You got me on get the hell out!

Carmi said...

I'm glad to hear that the healthy happies have returned to your home, Judy. I hate when my friends are shadowed by gray clouds.

ET said...

I'm glad you are feeling better.
And also, you are a techie artist.

PI said...

Never let the sun set on your anger. I never do, I need somewhere to warm my cold feet these winter nights!

Anonymous said...

good one :)

Laura said...

LOL oh boy...
hey, I feel like that sometimes. The only reason I don't let loose about it is that the girls read the blog. But man, sometimes I want to scream! arrrgh!
ahh well, marriage aint for wimps, that's fer sure.

utenzi said...

I love the punchline of that joke, Judy.

naomi dagen bloom said...

yeah, long term marriage is like that for me too. some days the battle of the sexes just seems too much wear and tear. but, of course, i gets past it; he gets past it, and we live pretty much happily ever after. till the next time!

vicki said...

P.S. I am laughing and laughing at this post. The day you wrote it I was no where near reading it because my sweetie was busy going through the house messing up the internet and acting passively agressively stupid. He's much better now, thank you. Isn't that the way?