Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Short and Good

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but
thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
beep. If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."

My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way
around, you're not going anywhere.

God made man before woman so as to give him time to think ,of an answer for her first question.

I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.


Claude said...

I particularly like the comic and the answering machine ;)

Seamus said...

I'm so using the phone message on the house phone! Bwahahaha!

srp said...

My mom has looked and looked and looked for her glasses, becoming frustrated and almost hysterical, only to find them propped on top of her head.....

Loren said...

Okay, it appears to be nearly unanimous that we alll need that answering machine message.

Must say something about your readers.

Anonymous said...

I SO need that message and I love the one about the husband and wife having words! Funny Judy...thanks!

sage said...

i like the comics and love the phone answering machine recording--i should borrow that one or at least write about some of my phone answering machine...

Anonymous said...

pretty funny! although i voted for bush, and don't where a bag over my head. my dad always loses his glasses and my sisters and i were always the ones recruited to look for them.

Rick said...

Worse than frustration with the glasses is finding them, after a several minutes of looking, pushed up on top of your head.

Also, God may have been giving man a head start~,:^)

Bill Nye the Science Guy was really a lot of fun. He must have said, "What's not to love?" about fifty times.