Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Quotes of Note and a Couple of Jokes
The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.
George Baker (1877-1965)
It is with words as with sunbeams, the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn.
Robert Southey (1774-1843)
For every ten people who are clipping at the branches of evil, you're lucky to find one who's hacking at the roots.
Henry David Thoreau, naturalist and author (1817-1862)
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Jacques Deval, writer and director (1895-1972)
Even in the worm that crawls in the earth there glows a divine spark. When you slaughter a creature, you slaughter God.
Isaac Bashevis Singer, Writer, Nobel laureate (1904-1991)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The math teacher saw that little Davie wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, " Davie, what are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network
Little Davie's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."
Little Davie asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?