Damn - I don't know whether to laugh or cry! ;)
I think these require both responses, Seamus.
I came up with some books too. But it's too bad I can't draw for beans. Can you imagine the cover of these? :)1. Moby Dick and the Adventures of Papa Boner2. James and the Giant Beeotch3. Black Beauty Digs Jungle Fever4. My Little Pony Rides Black Beauty5. Pocket Pool and Other Fun Activities for a Wet Day6. Clifford the Big Red Dog and His Big Red Dong7. Green Eggs and the Pig That Fertilized Them8. Charlotte's Web of Lies About Where Pork Really Comes from9. The Little Engine That Couldn't Because His Drunk Step Dad Said He'd Never Make Anything of Himself10. Girls Are From Venus and Boys Cum With a Penis11. Families Are Forever Unless Daddy Runs Off With His Secretary... Again12. Brown Bear, Brown Bear, Do You Really Shit in the Woods?13. The Very Hungry Caterpillar Ate Mommy's Garden and She Killed Him14. Piglet Looks in the Toilet for Pooh15. Debbie Does Daycare16. Split Pea Soup for Your Little Exorcist's Soul17. Curious George Swings Both WaysAnd of course, the "Sometimes" series:18. Sometimes Your Sister is a Whore but She Did Help Daddy Get His Promotion19. Sometimes Teachers Know You're Dumb20. Sometimes Santa Doesn't Bring Little Bastards Presents21. Sometimes Santa Ass Slams Rudolph, Which is How He Got So Famous22. Sometimes You Really Should Run With Scissors23. Sometimes Strangers Don't Just Have the Best Candy, They Also Have Really Cool Dungeons in Their Basements24. Sometimes Daddies Drink, Pop Pills, Eat Pussy and Move on Down the Road25. Sometimes Hookers Give Daddies the Clap and its Nothing to Applaud26. Sometimes Mommies Use Meth Because Diets Just Don't Work27. Sometimes Mommies Cook Meth Instead of Food Because Sending You to Kiddie Fat Camp is Embarrassing 28. Sometimes Grandma Likes to Rob the Cradle and She Has Her Eye on Your Friends29. Sometimes Father Flannigan Makes Sister Mary Margret Get on Her Knees Too30. Sometimes Daddy Blows Your College Fund on His Online Gambling Debt
all I can do is laugh and laugh and laugh....
I love these! But then I'm psycho!
Oh, come one! Little elephants like Babar don't have ivory yet. I think the first was my favorite. I suspect bears would moan very well.
Thank goodness these are not real although in this day, sometimes I wonder at the stuff we do put in front of our kids.
I found you on justrose and came over because your black cat avatar looks exactly like a cat I once had.Now, the non PC side of my brain laughed at the titles. The reality side of my brain didn't know exactly what to do since my father was a world class, brutal alcoholic. So, I'm kind of stuck in the middle.Overall, I find them creative and funny. :)
I think Dr. Seus explaining sex could actually be good!
"Crabs don't just live in the Ocean""Everything I needed to know, I learned in AA""Nobody likes you - because you SUCK"
Fantastic! Thank you, thank you!
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