tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10194064.post115922892786387906..comments2024-03-21T09:05:26.347-05:00Comments on justaskjudy: Why Daddy Drinks - and Other Storieskenjuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07342414519714356343noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10194064.post-1159473291483318062006-09-28T14:54:00.000-05:002006-09-28T14:54:00.000-05:00Fantastic! Thank you, thank you!Fantastic! Thank you, thank you!Greg Finneganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08309959026310231334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10194064.post-1159403329879473552006-09-27T19:28:00.000-05:002006-09-27T19:28:00.000-05:00"Crabs don't just live in the Ocean""Everything I ..."Crabs don't just live in the Ocean"<BR/><BR/>"Everything I needed to know, I learned in AA"<BR/><BR/>"Nobody likes you - because you SUCK"rennratthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08258514296905380163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10194064.post-1159395099539834552006-09-27T17:11:00.000-05:002006-09-27T17:11:00.000-05:00I think Dr. Seus explaining sex could actually be ...I think Dr. Seus explaining sex could actually be good!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10194064.post-1159391231239285432006-09-27T16:07:00.000-05:002006-09-27T16:07:00.000-05:00I found you on justrose and came over because your...I found you on justrose and came over because your black cat avatar looks exactly like a cat I once had.<BR/><BR/>Now, the non PC side of my brain laughed at the titles. The reality side of my brain didn't know exactly what to do since my father was a world class, brutal alcoholic. So, I'm kind of stuck in the middle.<BR/><BR/>Overall, I find them creative and funny. :)pissed off patriciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08854364015577541981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10194064.post-1159376755057497862006-09-27T12:05:00.000-05:002006-09-27T12:05:00.000-05:00Thank goodness these are not real although in this...Thank goodness these are not real although in this day, sometimes I wonder at the stuff we do put in front of our kids.srphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11751987787364198318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10194064.post-1159374409341303032006-09-27T11:26:00.000-05:002006-09-27T11:26:00.000-05:00Oh, come one! Little elephants like Babar don't ha...Oh, come one! Little elephants like Babar don't have ivory yet. I think the first was my favorite. I suspect bears would moan very well.utenzihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15988445461413550750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10194064.post-1159360858950408302006-09-27T07:40:00.000-05:002006-09-27T07:40:00.000-05:00all I can do is laugh and laugh and laugh....all I can do is laugh and laugh and laugh....brendalove@gmail.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00871065462462122312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10194064.post-1159360314857895242006-09-27T07:31:00.000-05:002006-09-27T07:31:00.000-05:00I came up with some books too. But it's too bad I ...I came up with some books too. But it's too bad I can't draw for beans. Can you imagine the cover of these? :)<BR/><BR/>1. Moby Dick and the Adventures of Papa Boner<BR/><BR/>2. James and the Giant Beeotch<BR/><BR/>3. Black Beauty Digs Jungle Fever<BR/><BR/>4. My Little Pony Rides Black Beauty<BR/><BR/>5. Pocket Pool and Other Fun Activities for a Wet Day<BR/><BR/>6. Clifford the Big Red Dog and His Big Red Dong<BR/><BR/>7. Green Eggs and the Pig That Fertilized Them<BR/><BR/>8. Charlotte's Web of Lies About Where Pork Really Comes from<BR/><BR/>9. The Little Engine That Couldn't Because His Drunk Step Dad Said He'd Never Make Anything of Himself<BR/><BR/>10. Girls Are From Venus and Boys Cum With a Penis<BR/><BR/>11. Families Are Forever Unless Daddy Runs Off With His Secretary... Again<BR/><BR/>12. Brown Bear, Brown Bear, Do You Really Shit in the Woods?<BR/><BR/>13. The Very Hungry Caterpillar Ate Mommy's Garden and She Killed Him<BR/><BR/>14. Piglet Looks in the Toilet for Pooh<BR/><BR/>15. Debbie Does Daycare<BR/><BR/>16. Split Pea Soup for Your Little Exorcist's Soul<BR/><BR/>17. Curious George Swings Both Ways<BR/><BR/><BR/>And of course, the "Sometimes" series:<BR/><BR/><BR/>18. Sometimes Your Sister is a Whore but She Did Help Daddy Get His Promotion<BR/><BR/>19. Sometimes Teachers Know You're Dumb<BR/><BR/>20. Sometimes Santa Doesn't Bring Little Bastards Presents<BR/><BR/>21. Sometimes Santa Ass Slams Rudolph, Which is How He Got So Famous<BR/><BR/>22. Sometimes You Really Should Run With Scissors<BR/><BR/>23. Sometimes Strangers Don't Just Have the Best Candy, They Also Have Really Cool Dungeons in Their Basements<BR/><BR/>24. Sometimes Daddies Drink, Pop Pills, Eat Pussy and Move on Down the Road<BR/><BR/>25. Sometimes Hookers Give Daddies the Clap and its Nothing to Applaud<BR/><BR/>26. Sometimes Mommies Use Meth Because Diets Just Don't Work<BR/><BR/>27. Sometimes Mommies Cook Meth Instead of Food Because Sending You to Kiddie Fat Camp is Embarrassing <BR/><BR/>28. Sometimes Grandma Likes to Rob the Cradle and She Has Her Eye on Your Friends<BR/><BR/>29. Sometimes Father Flannigan Makes Sister Mary Margret Get on Her Knees Too<BR/><BR/>30. Sometimes Daddy Blows Your College Fund on His Online Gambling DebtLois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03948217674898022349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10194064.post-1159359851993062982006-09-27T07:24:00.000-05:002006-09-27T07:24:00.000-05:00I think these require both responses, Seamus.I think these require both responses, Seamus.kenjuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07342414519714356343noreply@blogger.com