Saturday, August 12, 2006

Two Chimps and a Blonde

A blond lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up
to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I' ll give you $100 for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over---so now we're going to Sea World."


Tracie said...

Gotta love a good blonde joke!

Michele says hi!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Funny, Judy! I kind of could see where that one was going, but the mental picture of her walking hand in hand with those chimps is adorable.

Thanks for your good wishes and your visits....So sorry I just wasn't on the net to help you out with Shephard. Hope that worked out, my dear....Finally getting around a bit to visits in the blogesphere! First time in almost a week!

verniciousknids said...

Very funny :D

Michele sent me

Merle said...

Hello Judy ~~ I love this joke - it is so funny. Also liked the silly captions
Wow ~ you and Mr Kenju married for 42 years. That is wonderful. Congrats to you both. Take care, Merle.

Terri said...

Great Sat. morning chuckle. AND I'm glad I'm a

Anonymous said...

I've had my laugh for the on tomy coffee...your blog is so much fun! :)

WordWhiz said...

Didn't see that one coming! Being blonde, I thought I'd heard them ALL! Thanks for the chuckle!

kontan said...

too cute!!!!!

srp said...

That is one for the dumb blonde joke archive if I ever saw it.

We had one of these ladies working at a lab I visited, as a phlebotomist. She was a good phlebotomist, but one day she tried to iron those paper, disposable lab coats, "to get the fold lines out" and almost started a fire in her apartment.
Real life - real dumb!

Sim said...

I shall pass that one onto Talkative Sis :)

Hi! Michele sent me.

JayneSays said...

That was cute, thanks for the smiles!

Paste said...

An oldie, but a goodie!
Here from micheles today.

panthergirl said...

LOL!!! Too cute!!!

Judy, you MUST come visit today... ;)

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