Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Weekly Cleaning


I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I'd been 'putering, And I had to answer "yes."
He told me to get off my butt And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up... The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside. That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work... I didn't mean to 'click.' But click, I did, and oops I found a real absorbing site that I got SO way into... I was into it all night. Nothing's changed except my mouse.... It's very, very shiny. I guess my house will stay a mess... While I sit here on my hiney.

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14 comments:

Killired said...

michele sent me...

i love your site!

what is this word CLEAN you are talking about? i think i've heard people talk about it but i'm not sure what it is! i understand it's a bad word so i never say it... or do it for that matter!!!!

road apples said...

You need to slow down. It should take at least two days to clean that mouse.

road apples said...

Slow down you're making me tired just listening to you clean that mouse.

Ben said...

It's like my mother says: "a clean house is the sign of a wasted life". Or was that mouse?

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vicki said...

Good morning , Judy! I guess at 1203 am it was just by 3 minutes. Don't you have to get up and arrange fleurs?

I love this cartoon- since I've been on the park bench all week I have leaves to shake out. And crumbs. Always crumbs.

I loved the link to Presentsimple with the duck olympics. I bookmarked it so when I have regular access I can linger there.

And Happy Blog anniversary! Whoa! The impact you've had on us all in one short year. You bring us so much laughter and sense of community. Thank you, Judy- most sincerely. Nice going.

Katy said...

This is a hoot! Thank you.

Sonia said...

This is funny!
Love the mother Ben's quote: "a clean house is the sign of a wasted life". LOL!

Jamie Dawn said...

Did the Lord really say "butt?" (ha, ha. tee hee)

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

This is the extent of my cleaning Judy...LOL, LOL, LOL!
Love this!

Seamus said...

Both of these are just priceless!!!! Happy Tuesday Judy!

Tan Lucy Pez said...

This is great. Housework makes you ugly ya know.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

I could never figure out whether the cookies were Oreos or Chocolate Chip and especially I couldn't figure why anybody would want to get rid of them?

Also, why didn't the Ice Maiden get rid of Mr. Clinton? He was such a crumb.

poopie said...

OMG I can't believe I'm right behind Hoss on your comments! Lasties ;) G'night Judy.