Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Fat Cat


We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.

So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me! That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

28 comments:

Romani Heart said...

OOOOOOOOOO me too me too!!!!!!

Karen said...

Story sounds good, I think I'll stick to that, too!

brendalove@gmail.com said...

That's the best explanation I've heard yet! That's also the cutest little fat cat picture~

Duke_of_Earle said...

Judy,

There's another difference between women and men. With men, once the head gets full, the input of new information has to be equaled or exceeded by the loss of such vital information as "how to hear what your wife is saying," birthdays, anniversaries, and most everything except maybe sports statistics. (Usually the male head gets full at a much earlier age than the female head.)

Oh! I just heard some new information and I've forgotten what I was writing about.

John

Jamie Dawn said...

I'm really liking this! I'm VERY smart too!

Thumper said...

so THAT'S my problem!!!

utenzi said...

Me too, Judy. Most of my life I couldn't get above 150 lbs and now I'll probably never see the light side of 200 again. As long as I can still see my toes.... all is not lost!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Oh I like this Judy! THAT explains my expanding waisteline, particularly since starting to blog...SOOOOO much new info coming in...Well, it has to go somewhere, right???? This is what I'm going to tell everyone, anyway! Thanks for Excuse #5342 as to why I an gaining weight!(lol)

srp said...

This does not explain why I can put my mom on a diabetic glycemic index diet and she can lose over 60 pounds and I cannot. She doesn't exercise, not much anyway. She sits most of the time, at least until the knee was fixed.

This must be my excuse at least.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

I thought this went without saying, and then you had to go and say it. Rube.

Inanna said...

I'm with OldOldLady of the Hills, it has to do with expanding knowledge, not the fact I sit on my butt more than not.

Jennifer said...

Sounds like a perfectly acceptable rationale from where I sit. :-)

Inanna said...

P.S. I love Storm!

Gerbera Daisy said...

That explains it!!!! Thank you. I wondered why I am heavier now than I have ever been.

Tan Lucy Pez said...

Hey me too. I guess that makes me a fat head. MMMmmmmm....

Seamus said...

Hey!!! That just makes sense!!! :)

dena said...

Mind if I borrow that one?

netchick said...

That's darn good. I think I'll use that! ;)

Michele sent me!

Sonia said...

Me too! I love this!!!
I am struggling to be minus intelligent! LOL!

Jennifer said...

I love that....nutritional overachiever! It makes me sound ACCOMPLISHED!!!

Lucy said...

This is a riot. I found your blog thru - Tan Lucy Pez and Old Horsetail.

Hey - your from NC me too. I'll be back.

justrose said...

that looks exactly like my cat.

mildred garfield said...

So that explains why my dressmaker has been getting a lot of my business lately!

Millie

Monique said...

Hilarious! Except if I've lost a good bit of weight this year, does that mean I've really been losing brains? That would explain a LOT!!! :)

Weary Hag said...

PERFECT! This is SO you!!!

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