Things You Ponder During Life...
1. Do you need a silencer if you are going to kill a mime?
2. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
3. How does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work in the morning?
4. If 7-11 is open 24-hrs a day, 365 days a year why are there locks on the door?
5. If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out her nose?
6. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
7. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
8. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
9. Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
10. If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
11. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
12. If you have your finger touching the mirror that says "objects in mirror are closer than they appear," how is that possible?
13. If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
14. Why does your nose "run" and your feet "smell" ?
15. Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
16. Why is it called a "building" when its already built?
17. Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
18. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
19. How can someone draw a blank?
20. What is another word for "thesaurus"?
21. If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
22. When they ship styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
24 comments:
This is too funny. Thinking of answers though makes my head hurt. Time for sleep.
Those are mind boggling questions!
Now you'll have be pondering all day long. Dammit.
This puts me in mind of the age old question:
Who was the cruel bugger who decided 'dyslexia' should be so hard to spell?
Haha... great post Judy! And I ask you, if something can be unkempt, how come it can never be kempt?
i have read these before but they gave me a chuckle again, Thank you.
here via Micheles today :)
Hi Kenju,
Thank you for your visit on my Blog!
May you teach me how make links? I don't understand how to do it.
May I link you to my Blog?
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Making a belated trip here via Michele. I've seen those questions before; they're amusing!
It isn't "fat chance." It's Phat Chance. His nickname is Slim.
I am very surprised you didn't know this. But maybe you didn't spend any time in Vietnam.
Judy,
Thanks for these profound thoughts. Now when worries keep me awake at night, I will try think of these instead.
This is so Steven Wright-ish....I'm going to be laying awake tonight pondering each and every one.
Thanks!
OMG! We posted on a similar topic! What were the chances of that happening? Read through your list and my friends and I missed a lot of good ones. Hi, here via Michele today. :)
HEHEHE Very funny! Thanks for visiting!!
Hi Kenju,
I tried copyting and pasting instruction for linking but it won't let me. If when you sign in to your blog you go to Blogger Help and look for links it tells you there how to do it.
Whoa, all that is way too deep for me! Michele sent me on this Sunday evening, and you've provided a bit of much needed light relief :-)
Cheers!
That's a good list. I had a couple of "laugh out loud" moments there. It happened enough, in fact, that I ended up having to read it out loud to my living room here. Thanks for the good time. Michele sent me.
you always make me smile. that was tons o fun.
i'm here because someone sent me but i can't think of who.... ;)
It's always fun to visit your blog. Michele sent me this time.
How long did it take you to think of all these,Kenju?
Michele sent me.
Oldie but a goodie.
Michele sent me.
Back again! Here via the M&G.
LOL! I love these questions!
Here via Michele, today!
Love the questions!!!
Btw, Michele semt me!
This is great. I printed it out for my daughter - she'll love it.
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