Mothers Throughout History....What They Might Have Said

MONA LISA'S MOTHER:
After all the money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?

COLUMBUS' MOTHER:
I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!

MICHAELANGELO'S MOTHER:
Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that junk off the ceiling?

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:
All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out and show me.

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
I don't care where you think you have to go, young man; midnight is past your curfew.

MOSES' MOTHER:
That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really been for the last forty years.

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
Can't you do something about your hair?

I did not write this; it came to me in email.