MONA LISA'S MOTHER:
After all the money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?
I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!
Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that junk off the ceiling?
All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out and show me.
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
I don't care where you think you have to go, young man; midnight is past your curfew.
That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really been for the last forty years.
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
Can't you do something about your hair?
I did not write this; it came to me in email.