Friday, June 17, 2005

Daffynitions

Finally, some definitions that make sense.........Someone had to do a lot of thinking to come up with these.


ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

34 comments:

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Those are great!

Have a great Friday and Hello, Michele sent me!

Big Dipper said...

I love those they are so true. You stopped by earlier to my blog from Michele. The mythical creature seems to be working now. I Like your blog :)

Miss Cow is a Cow said...

ROFL

Oh those are funny! thanks!

Hello Michele sent me!

OldHorsetailSnake said...

POKER: male appendage; see also, stud.

Angie said...

Are you competing with Hoss? These are very funny.

Mildred Garfield said...

I will not compete with any of those comments!

Too funny!

Millie

crystal said...

I love the skeleton one...too funny!

Thanks for your visit earlier...

Square1 said...

Thanks for a good laugh!

ADAMANT said...

Just brilliant. The afternoon is just flying by!

Melissa said...

Those are great! I hope you have a good weekend!

poopie said...

Look Judy..I think you and Hoss and LBB oughta take y'alls act on the road ;)

Minerva said...

Hi Judy,
Just wanted to thank you for your comments - I always love your insights..
And as for the definitions...I am still grinning!

Minerva

phoenix said...

Hey there Judy! Got a great giggle out of those! Hope you are having a great weekend!! Hugssss

Claire said...

Brilliant! Loved reading those...oh and Hi, Michele sent me!

Heather said...

Those definitions are very clever! I added you to my blogroll. Hope you don't mind!

Lynda said...

These definitions are very fun - I am glad I stopped by and read them, but every visit to your place is worthwhile.

Thumper said...

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

heh. Yep!

Here via Michele's, even tho I've been here twice today ;)

songstress7 said...

Hehehe! My favorite is the definition of "egotist"...

Oh.. and Michele sent me!

panthergirl said...

I love "curl up and dye". It was the name of the beauty salon in the movie "Runaway Bride"!

Here via Michele today...

natchie stuff said...

heheheheh

Michele sent me!

very funny!

N

Melody said...

how funny

Last Girl On Earth said...

I feel so "adult" while I am reading this list hunched over my computer! lol

I better get out and get some exercise! Very funny list. Hope you are having a great weekend. Here via Michele this time!

Nic said...

What great fun! Hi from Michele's.

-E said...

HAHA hilarious. Thanks for sharing and have a wonderful weekend!

Michele sent me.

Dawn said...

I love tomorrow.

Hello, Michele sent me.

vicki said...

They all make sense to me. Along with the bumper sticker I saw this morning:
PMS- Harness the energy!
I love the chicken coop memory. I can feel and smell that one and imagine the parties. Thanks for the memories. :-)

vicki said...

I agree- you and Hoss do a dictionary and help him make his pile.

Beanhead said...

What a great list. Here via Michele.

Carmi said...

These will be on my wall at work come Monday. Just precious!

Popped in from Michele's today - over and above my usual drop-ins. You're as compelling a read as ever.

Gerbera Daisy said...

Loved the daffynitions!! Thanks for the smiles!! ;-) Have a good weekend!

Brenda said...

These are great Judy! Hope your weekend is going well.

Duke_of_Earle said...

Judy! Thanks for stopping by "Romantic Ramblings." I appreciate the comment, too.

Do you not blogroll? As in, list other blogs that you read or visit? I've put you on my list and hope to see you back from time to time.

Oh, good "daffynitions." I'll have to update my "Dictionary of the Moment" (DotM, my infallible reference I carry around in my head) to include these.

John

Jamie Dawn said...

Wrinkles are the enemy!
Courtney and I are currently in Seoul, Korea. I wanted to say hello and I will try and post some pictures after we get back into our hotel later tonight.
Until then... Hope all is well.

Mary said...

my favorites are Adult and Wrinkles.