Sunday, May 01, 2005

I stole this meme from Mamacita......

I stole this from http://weeklyscheiss.blogspot.com. Hope you won't mind, Mamacita.
The Meme: Pick three professions, then tag away. They are:

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...
If I could be an actor..
If I could be a judge..
If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be a backup singer …
If I could be a CEO...
If I could be a movie reviewer …
If I could be a filmmaker...
If I could be a sherpa...
If I could be a ninja...
If I could be a cab driver...
If I could be a secret agent. . .
If I could be a hobbit. . .
If I could be on Michael Jackson's jury. . .
If I could be President. . .
If I could be a disc jockey. . .
If I could be Celine Dion. . . .
If I could be a blackjack dealer. . .

I find it hard to choose just three, but here goes:
1. If I could be a musician, I'd recline on a grand piano and belt out torch songs from the 30's and 40's, then morph into the best jazz singer the world has ever known. Unfortunately, I can't sing a lick.
2. If I could be a painter, I'd choose subjects that show the grandeur of the universe and it's people and bring hope and joy to your eyes and minds, instead of "modern" crap no one can understand or stand to look at for long.
3. If I could be an architect (which is what I used to want to be) I'd design women-friendly houses, with an eye to floor plans and window placements and electrical outlets on every wall (especially in bathrooms and kitchens), and a room you could go to get away from the cares of the world.
4. Since I stole the meme, I guess I can add a 4th: If I were on Michael Jackson's jury, I'd nail his sorry, skinny ass to the wall and then I'd do it to the mother (and I use the term loosely) of the child accuser.

I'd like to challenge three people to complete this meme also: 1. Oldhorsetailsnake, because he'll make it funny, 2. BrendaLove, because she has a unique outlook on the world and 3. Melinama, because she is so intelligent and will no doubt, make me wish I had greater objectives.

11 comments:

J&J'sMom said...

Hey! I did this today too and my list is VERY different from yours??? I named Hoss too..hope he plays along! Here from Michele's M&G today...loved your answers!

melinama said...

Here you go! I sent them back to you to get the list...
http://pratie.blogspot.com/2005/05/judys-meme.html
thanks for asking -
melinama

phoenix said...

Hello again kenju!! I agree with you on the tagging Hoss... can't wait!

Hope you have had a great weekend!

*still looking for a song for you ;)

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Talk about hot bitches, you better see Hoss's piece tomorrow -- May 2(you hottie).

vicki said...

I think Psychokitty (http://psychokitty.blogspot.com/) has handled this meme nicely- check his answers. :-)

melodyann said...

Ha! I just saw your comment on MY comment, and you're right, that orgasm in the mouth thing just was NOT working. I meant an orgasm OF the mouth............

Shirazi said...

Thaks for visiting Light Within and leaving comment there. Your is a perfectly noble reason to start. Wish to see you more thre.

vegemiterules said...

G'day Judy, here via Michele's M&G, thoroughly agree with number 4.

Laura said...

Hi Judy, this is just to say how much I've enjoyed reading your last few posts and how much I look forward to being a frequent visitor! (Sorry this is OT for the current post, but had to pop in somewhere ;D.)
Laura/laurelines

Christine said...

Hello, Michele sent me. What a great post and I will have to think about this Meme.... I could be so many things!

Nice site so I will be back to visit. =)

Zee said...

I like your answers. :o)