We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me! That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
There's another difference between women and men. With men, once the head gets full, the input of new information has to be equaled or exceeded by the loss of such vital information as "how to hear what your wife is saying," birthdays, anniversaries, and most everything except maybe sports statistics. (Usually the male head gets full at a much earlier age than the female head.)
Oh! I just heard some new information and I've forgotten what I was writing about.
Me too, Judy. Most of my life I couldn't get above 150 lbs and now I'll probably never see the light side of 200 again. As long as I can still see my toes.... all is not lost!
Oh I like this Judy! THAT explains my expanding waisteline, particularly since starting to blog...SOOOOO much new info coming in...Well, it has to go somewhere, right???? This is what I'm going to tell everyone, anyway! Thanks for Excuse #5342 as to why I an gaining weight!(lol)
This does not explain why I can put my mom on a diabetic glycemic index diet and she can lose over 60 pounds and I cannot. She doesn't exercise, not much anyway. She sits most of the time, at least until the knee was fixed.
OOOOOOOOOO me too me too!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteStory sounds good, I think I'll stick to that, too!
ReplyDeleteThat's the best explanation I've heard yet! That's also the cutest little fat cat picture~
ReplyDeleteJudy,
ReplyDeleteThere's another difference between women and men. With men, once the head gets full, the input of new information has to be equaled or exceeded by the loss of such vital information as "how to hear what your wife is saying," birthdays, anniversaries, and most everything except maybe sports statistics. (Usually the male head gets full at a much earlier age than the female head.)
Oh! I just heard some new information and I've forgotten what I was writing about.
John
I'm really liking this! I'm VERY smart too!
ReplyDeleteso THAT'S my problem!!!
ReplyDeleteMe too, Judy. Most of my life I couldn't get above 150 lbs and now I'll probably never see the light side of 200 again. As long as I can still see my toes.... all is not lost!
ReplyDeleteOh I like this Judy! THAT explains my expanding waisteline, particularly since starting to blog...SOOOOO much new info coming in...Well, it has to go somewhere, right???? This is what I'm going to tell everyone, anyway! Thanks for Excuse #5342 as to why I an gaining weight!(lol)
ReplyDeleteThis does not explain why I can put my mom on a diabetic glycemic index diet and she can lose over 60 pounds and I cannot. She doesn't exercise, not much anyway. She sits most of the time, at least until the knee was fixed.
ReplyDeleteThis must be my excuse at least.
I thought this went without saying, and then you had to go and say it. Rube.
ReplyDeleteI'm with OldOldLady of the Hills, it has to do with expanding knowledge, not the fact I sit on my butt more than not.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a perfectly acceptable rationale from where I sit. :-)
ReplyDeleteP.S. I love Storm!
ReplyDeleteThat explains it!!!! Thank you. I wondered why I am heavier now than I have ever been.
ReplyDeleteHey me too. I guess that makes me a fat head. MMMmmmmm....
ReplyDeleteMind if I borrow that one?
ReplyDeleteThat's darn good. I think I'll use that! ;)
ReplyDeleteMichele sent me!
Me too! I love this!!!
ReplyDeleteI am struggling to be minus intelligent! LOL!
I love that....nutritional overachiever! It makes me sound ACCOMPLISHED!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is a riot. I found your blog thru - Tan Lucy Pez and Old Horsetail.
ReplyDeleteHey - your from NC me too. I'll be back.
that looks exactly like my cat.
ReplyDeleteSo that explains why my dressmaker has been getting a lot of my business lately!
ReplyDeleteMillie
Hilarious! Except if I've lost a good bit of weight this year, does that mean I've really been losing brains? That would explain a LOT!!! :)
ReplyDeletePERFECT! This is SO you!!!
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