Friday, January 05, 2007

Your 2007 Contract:


After serious & cautious consideration.....your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2007! It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!


My Wish for You in 2007:

May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.

May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $200 bills.

May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!

May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy.

May the problems you had forget your home address!


In simple words ............ May 2007 be the best year of your life!!

Another email piece.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL...very funny. I had to think about that clothing smell....hmmmm...

Michele sent me to say 'hi'!

vicki said...

My brother-in-law sent me this one- and it reminded me that I am so happy he is home from Iraq for 2007!

Anonymous said...

All signed up Judy.

Anonymous said...

That particular anonymous was me Judy, forgot to sign in!

sage said...

just my luck, I'll find a stack of $200 bills! How about wishing me some legal tender!

Catherine said...

I love the way this is put.
I read a few previous posts. With regard to the young man who has a half-sister, I do a lot of genealogy myself. The situation that I can see arising if he is not told, is that he will be researching his family on the internet and out of the blue will get a message from the half-sister or someone related to her - maybe a child. That happens surprisingly often! I think most geneaolgists are quite prepared for the fact that they are likely to uncover family secrets. they make our families more human. It's hard to live up to the example of perfect families :) Definitely, he deserves to know, that's why he's researching his family history, to find out about his family.
Michele sent me.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

That was interesting writing...but, in truth , it didn't sound like you, Judy...I cacertainly understand posting it though, cause it has a lot to say in a rather unique way....LOL!

And I wish ALL the same to you, my dear....!

srp said...

And may your internet provider take less than 24 hours to repair the server in your area!

I am so far behind in my blog reading now, I may never catch up!

Anonymous said...

Just great!!!! Love it.

claude said...

sometimes I am too hasty! Anonymous was just Claude ;)

ET said...

If I live through 2007 it will be the best year ever!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Good one; let's all uphold the contract.

Michele sent me here.

Terri said...

Sending all those wishes right back at ya, Judy.......

Carmi said...

I love the happiness and humor in these words. May it always be so for us, and more importantly, for you.

Back from vacation today...I've been so out of touch!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for that...where do I sign???
:)

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Yay! I'm still on the friendship list!

Anonymous said...

That's a nice post :-)

Seamus said...

What a wonderful way to put it! :)

PI said...

The same to you Judy dear.

Jamie Dawn said...

My MIL emailed this to me.
I just love it!