Sunday, September 10, 2006

When bird flu hit the trailer park...and other oddities

****Edit below
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I just checked my Statcounter to see what keywords or phrases had brought people to my blog in the last week. I was surprised to discover that someone who Googled "how to submit to Penthouse Variations" had gotten to my blog, because I once wrote about finding dirty magazines under the bed in a Florida hotel. And I didn't even use the word p*rn!! Sorry to have disappointed you - whomever you are - but you'll find none of those variations here...LOL
****As of right now, 13 people have gotten to my blog by googling Doris Ozmun's nude photos. This is the 300 pound wife of the police chief in Oklahoma who posted her nude photos on the web.....hilarious!

15 comments:

Catherine said...

Hope you have your computer sorted. I haven't yet found out which stat counters let me find out what phrases brought people to my blog. Mine doesn't, sadly.
Re an earlier post: I read an article in a magazine about a woman who makes a living as a plus size model. It said "she doesn't look bigt". On reading further I found why. She is a size 14. New Zealand sizes are different to the US - size 14 here is pretty much average or only slightly larger - she didn't look big because she wasn't. Plus size clothing doesn't start here till size 16. I was furious that they would put plus size clothing on non-plus size models - do they make special garments just to fit the model? anyway, it's unrealistic.
OK, after that rant - Michele sent me :)

vicki said...

I just checked mine a minute ago (to comment here) and the last two to come up were "sinus popping" and "cello dirty jokes". That latter is surely Ms. Bernadette's fault- she left a dirty cello joke at my place long ago! Very funny picture!

Is your back better today? I hope so- crummy to have back pain. On the other hand it sounds as though you're managing your own chiropractic snap, crackle and pop all on your own!

OldHorsetailSnake said...

I don't think bird flu could get them all. It's my opinion some passerby simply let fly with some noxious gas from the glute section.

Seamus said...

Some of the ways I've been googled are pretty bizarre - I mostly ignore it but sometimes ... sheesh!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL...Do you know I posted this picture on my blog many many months ago in reference to Bird Flu Hits Florida!
I know it was mean, in a way...but funny, too! Good to see this photo once again....

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

OHHHH...I forgot to say that Michele sent me tonight!

Mahala said...

Ya know, I often threaten to put pink flamingos in front of our trailer, to the dismay of my daughter. This gives me a whole new idea....

sage said...

I love that picture--maybe I should have done that when a local civic club "flocked" my yard. I was charged for bird removal but my daughter wanted to keep them.

It's intersting to see the words that bring people to your site.

Carmi said...

This picture rocks, Judy. You always know how to make us smile and think - often at the same time.

I shudder when I think of some of the search terms that bring people to my site.

Someone in Saudi Arabia found me by typing "sex at workplace" into a Yahoo search box. My site came back as #1. Ick!

No_Newz said...

President Bush is on his way to invade on the Canary Islands to stamp out bird flu. ;)

Carolyn said...

Oddly enough, I get a lot of hits from .edu sites, Cal State, RI, Chapel Hill, and a number of other college/uni's. Now I know it can't be for my brain, lol!

And those poor, dead plastic pink flamingo's! Such a tragedy ;D

srp said...

I had to laugh at the picture. My grandmother always loved those yard ornaments and my brother Stephen hates them. We've always laughed that if he is ever here in the states on his birthday we will get one of those yard greeting companies to post them all over the front yard.

Shephard said...

Oh that's funny! And I love the photo too! Made me laugh.

Makes me want to run check my counter to see how people have been finding me lately, lol.
~S

Wickwire said...

Haha that bird flu photo.

How do you do a Statcounter thing to see what keywords or phrases bring people to your blog?

Fran aka Redondowriter said...

I love this photo! And who knows why in the heck anybody visits any of our blogs. I don't even check anymore.