Sunday, July 30, 2006

I've Learned MY Lesson!

This morning, looking at a photo site I visit everyday, I saw a comment in Portuguese and a link to that person's website. I went to check it out and saw some beautiful photos of a mandala in progress, made with colored sand.

My daughter-in-law speaks Portuguese, which she learned during a year-long stay with a Brazillian family when she was a junior in high school. So, I did the natural thing and sent the link to the site to her, figuring she'd hone her knowledge of the language by reading it. Baaaaaad mistake! I should have scrolled down the site before clicking send.

My granddaughter called a little while ago, to tell me that she is headed back to the beach this week with a friend's family (that makes 3 straight weeks at the beach for her - lucky girl), and I also spoke with my son. He asked if I had scrolled down that site to check out the other photos - and he wouldn't tell me why he thought I ought to. So I went back to it, scrolled down, and found:

Among some other photos, there were nudes, albeit tastefully posed and beautifully captured on film. It is not those to which I refer. Oh no. Scrolling down further, we find more photos showing the mounting of an exhibition of - dare I say it - oh, how should I do this to escape google's notice? - hairy, puckered, sphincters. Ugly, ugly sphincters.

Why, why, (I cry, to no one in particular).......WHY would anyone ever want to photograph those - or view them???

Are you perverts just champing at the bit to know which site that was? I don't know if I should tell you or not......LOL. Ask, and ye might receive.....





16 comments:

Miss Cow is a Cow said...

HAHAHAHA that is so funny. Your son and daughter in law must have thought you'd lost your mind.

Michele says hello.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

As Jeff Kay would say..."my sphincter clenched in disgust" LOL!
Be careful in your internet roamings, Judy

Inanna said...

EWWW! Hairy sphincters... gnasty!

Loved the poem, "I Am Meth," need to print that out for Nate.

Gerbera Daisy said...

OH MY GOD!!! How Embarrassing!!! I don't think I need to see nasty old hairy puckered sphinters.

scrappintwinmom said...

Oh my goodness! Embarrassing doesn't quite cover it. here via Michele today!

lisa said...

Nope I won't be requeting that site address.

Poor you. At least it is a funny story though, and next time you know. Scroll down before sending along. So I'm going to go scroll your site now just to be sure. haha.

Michele sent me.

David said...

here from michele - and off to see the hairy spiders, no! that was on my site - the harry chapins? no ? I am so confused -
( aside to cow, Judy has lost her mind)

Maya's Granny said...

Oh, my. No, I won't ask for the address. It is funny.

Merle said...

Hi Judy ~~ What a shock for you and it s so funny because it doesn't sound like your cup of tea - or mine, The poem was so good, so true and so sad to know that girl is now dead. I wonder if some others would learn from it.
Thanks for your comments, glad you liked the jokes. Take care, Merle.

ET said...

When I think of it I like to learn a word a day and use it.
Today I learned of hairy spincters - now, how to use it?

Tan Lucy Pez said...

I had to google the word "sphincter." Should I be embarrassed about that I wonder?

WHY would anyone allow theirs to be photographed? WHY would anyone take the pix? WHY would anyone WANT to look at it??????? Don't tell; Don't show!

Janet (fondofsnape@gmail.com) said...

hahaha I thought you said hairy spiders at first, but either way, I wouldn't want to see LOL! Poor you :-)

Hi, Michele sent me!

Carmi said...

The world is filled with sick, sick folks, and the Internet makes it easy for them to both consume their smut, and to share it with the rest of the world.

Kinda makes me wish for a return to the days of the paper-wrapped package and the dusty storage space below one's bed.

Sigh...

Your intentions were good. That's all that matters in the end. As long as our souls aren't corrupted by the wackjobs...

Shephard said...

OMG, you must have been mortified! lol Ew. Maybe it's my Libra moon (wink), but I just can't abide anything coarse or vulgar. Have no stomach for it.
I think some people need better ways to channel their energy!
~S

utenzi said...

Judy, as a good Republican you should realize that you're not supposed to be contributing to the delinquency of minors! I sure hope your daughter doesn't press charges, Judy!

I can just see the ACLU putting up your defense: "Grandmothers should be able to Email assholes!" might be the slogan...

kenju said...

Who's a Republican? Bleccch! Not me, Utenzi!