Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship"
poems that always sound good, but never actually
come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and
plot revenge against the sorry son of a bitch who
made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge what
is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it
every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be and to quit
whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me
until you are well again. I don't want whatever the
hell you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
"Why?" you may ask, because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A
really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I should bring a shovel.
12 comments:
An oldie but goodie classic, for sure.
Heehee...this is great! I love it!!
I'm still cackling! You certainly didn't lay an egg with this post, Judy.
lucyd
That was great!!!!
Is this something like the time my sister told me that I needed to put on deodorant?!
I'm not smiling much these days. Maybe soon!!! :o) Here's to hoping!
Hi Judy ~~ This is a great post, thanks
for sharing it with us.
Take care, Merle.
I particularly like the last little message about the shovel. LOL. Where do you find these?
Email, my dear.....email!
Still chuckling....thanks for the humor, Judy.
And yup, a good friend is all that and more.
Thanks Judy. I've just had a blip on mine when I couldn't leave a comment on my own flippin post!!! All well now.
Nearly forgotten what i was going to say - oh yes - I go with Number 6.:) Is that how you do a smiley face?
I love that, it always makes me laugh! Definitely shows who your real friends are. Here from Michele's!
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