Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship"
poems that always sound good, but never actually
come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and
plot revenge against the sorry son of a bitch who
made you sad.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge what
is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it
every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be and to quit

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me
until you are well again. I don't want whatever the
hell you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
"Why?" you may ask, because you are my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A
really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I should bring a shovel.


Jennifer said...

An oldie but goodie classic, for sure.

Sparkling Diamond said...

Heehee...this is great! I love it!!

goldenlucyd said...

I'm still cackling! You certainly didn't lay an egg with this post, Judy.

Wordnerd said...

Now THAT is my favorite!!!

YellowRose said...

That was great!!!!

colleen said...

Is this something like the time my sister told me that I needed to put on deodorant?!

Inanna said...

I'm not smiling much these days. Maybe soon!!! :o) Here's to hoping!

Wordnerd said...

Hey -- was here before but then it became your turn at Michele's...so...

Hi! Visiting (this time!) from Michele's.

Merle said...

Hi Judy ~~ This is a great post, thanks
for sharing it with us.
Take care, Merle.

srp said...

I particularly like the last little message about the shovel. LOL. Where do you find these?

kenju said...

Email, my dear.....email!

Terri said...

Still chuckling....thanks for the humor, Judy.
And yup, a good friend is all that and more.

PI said...

Thanks Judy. I've just had a blip on mine when I couldn't leave a comment on my own flippin post!!! All well now.
Nearly forgotten what i was going to say - oh yes - I go with Number 6.:) Is that how you do a smiley face?

shpprgrl said...

I love that, it always makes me laugh! Definitely shows who your real friends are. Here from Michele's!