Friday, January 27, 2006

The Best Man Won, I think.....



Hey, wait just a darn minute!


Should I be happy to have won a contest where the winner has the most disgusting injury?
(And I know only women were in on it - so hush!)

Somehow, I'm not certain that is anything to wish for.


I have a big toe less 1/4th and that is something to shoot for?


An ugly appendage with a thick toenail that ingrows on the opposite side they usually do?


A toenail that looks ugly no matter what color of polish you put on it.....even Opi's "I'm Not A Waitress"!

I think not.


Give me my money back, please!

9 comments:

Plumkrazzee said...

Oh, Come now...I'm sure it's lovely with "I'm not a waitress"...that color makes everything beautiful. =) Michele sent me today.

Duke_of_Earle said...

And you decided toenter that contest for... WHAT reason, again??

John

vicki said...

Oh- my heartfelt congratulations to you, Kenju. I do believe you are the most deserved of this first place award. Your succinct and yet compelling description of your mower mangled, wart ridden foot led me to believe that you suffered mightily. Why, I voted for you! My injury is already on the mend and it’s only been a few days- no way could I have eeked weeks of pain and suffering out of this, even if it is still seeping, raw and painful. A tip o’ the hat to you, Judy!
pardon me while I hobble off to bed to nurse my
wound (s)…

vicki said...

1/4th of your toe is gone? I missed that part. And what, pray tell, is 1/4th? :-)

kenju said...

Poor Vicki! You are a worthy runner-up, my friend. I will wish you a pain-killer haze to carry you through!

Zachary said...

lol i get teased all the time for my funny arm when i broke it in 6th grade the bone bent and well it never healed correctly

jennypenny said...

You poor thing. Not to make you feel bad but I am seriously just about to go paint my toenails. Sorry :( Michele sent me tonight.

Plumkrazzee said...

Back again...my sister has an extra bone in her big toe on her left foot, like it was almost 2 toes. It's horrid. I bet she coulda beat you any day! (she'd agree)

Shane said...

How sad, I can't share in the comradery of a funny physiological feature. I shall vicariously live through you all.

now i'm thinking of that old joke with the punch line, "WOULD I, WOULD I? . . . HUMP BACK, HUMP BACK

luckily Michele saw to it that i didn't miss this post