Sunday, October 23, 2005

Windows? Surely You Jest!

MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!

I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible (plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because .. I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because ... My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!


P.S. I didn't write this one either!

9 comments:

David said...

michele said if I sadi trick or treat you would give me some candy

YellowRose said...

I like this...alot!!!

Michele says hi!

OldLady Of The Hills said...

I don't care if you wrote it or not--I'm with you and whoever did write it! (LOL).

Windfall Woman said...

I think it's great (whether you wrote it or not). Thanks for sharing.

The Mistress of the Dark said...

LOL! that is a good one :)

Sonia said...

I love it! Funny words on Monday morning! LOL!

Peter said...

A good start for a Monday.

Romani Heart said...

I should print this out and put it on my front door, as a warning to visitors lol.

Weary Hag said...

haha I was also thinking of printing this one out and posting it in my house. Love it!