Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."
Heck no, I sure didn't write this one!
14 comments:
Too funny! Thanks for sharing!
Hi Kenju! Those are funny! Michele sent me!
OT, Judy. I linked today's post to you and Zeneece and it's the DHMO joke you sent me from her site. Thanks, Judy.
BTW, I love the one about the child's middle name. Is is just so true!
These are really good Judy. I especially like the cartoon below, too.
I think every mother does the middle name thing. lol
I really like the third one..the art of conversation. How many times has something been on the tip of your tongue and the processing center in the brain...fortunately kicks in....tells you, "NO WAY should you say this". On occasion I have almost had to choke on those swallowed "things I shouldn't say."
Did you know that if your hair grows out while you toenails grow in, there will be no change in your weight?
I love the line related to the Roman numeralsm 40= "XL"... how true! But there is hope, since 50 is down to "L" -- LOL
Great laughs. I enjoyed this post, and the several under it. All good.
That one about the middle name is so true. Kids know that if they hear their first AND middle name called, they better come right NOW because they are in for it.
Great- true- lsit. Usually, they're grackles and they crap purple.
Here's one we found to be true at our place: The fastest cure for a childhood illness is to give in and make an appointment with the pediatrician.
list. whatever. I'm on a mai-tai diet.
LOL!!!
Hi Kenju,
Michele sent me :-)
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