Friday, May 05, 2006

Poem

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his MOMMA used to do.
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16 comments:

  1. Peter5/06/2006 3:18 AM

    And another good solution to the problem Judy.

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  2. OldLady Of The Hills5/06/2006 4:18 AM

    LOL! Very Funny Judy...
    And I agree with what Bill Cosby said, too! Somrtimes it is difficult to find the humor, but I think that is what saves us every time...being able to laugh at the worst situations, maybe not immediately, but sooner than later, you know?

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  3. Merle5/06/2006 4:50 AM

    Hi Judy ~~ What a great little poem. It
    brought a smile. I had a lovely time with my family visitors, thank you.
    Hope you are keeping well.
    Take care, Merle.

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  4. Anonymous5/06/2006 8:31 AM

    LOL...great little poem!

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  5. WordWhiz5/06/2006 10:19 AM

    I absolutely LOVE this!!! I can so relate!! Thanks for the smile this morning. Wish you could have made it to Vegas. Would have LOVED meeting you!

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  6. Buffy5/06/2006 11:35 AM

    I rarely laugh out loud. Even when I find something really funny.

    I laughed out loud just then.

    Great!

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  7. Anonymous5/06/2006 1:02 PM

    LMAO!! That was PRICELESS!!! LOL

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  8. srp5/06/2006 2:03 PM

    That's what he gets for complaining so much. I guess.

    Have you been able to get to Michele's site today?

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  9. Anonymous5/06/2006 3:09 PM

    *snort*

    LOVE it!

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  10. OldLady Of The Hills5/06/2006 3:49 PM

    Are you having trouble getting on Michele's site? Haven't been able to get there since early this morning..still can't get there bow, so I wondered if anyone else was having the same problem...When you get a chance Judy...

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  11. Moon5/06/2006 8:11 PM

    OMG, loved it!!!! Thanks for the laugh lol

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  12. Eddie5/06/2006 8:30 PM

    You have been reading my poems!

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  13. Carolyn5/06/2006 9:56 PM

    ROFLMBO! Thanks, I've got to remember that one ;D

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  14. Redneck Mommy5/07/2006 9:59 AM

    ROFL! Sounds like my first few years of marriage! Michele sent me.

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  15. Pat5/07/2006 11:14 AM

    Great verse. Once when I was ill I took breakfast on a tray to my first mother in Law ( I usually gave her breakfast in bed before I got the children off to school) and she said
    'How is poor darling ----- this morning.
    'I don't know and i don't b=----y well care!'
    I was feeling really rotten but I know that is no excuse. Fortunately she was very deaf and I don't think she heard me.

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  16. Jamie Dawn5/08/2006 9:50 AM

    FUNNY!!!!

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