Tuesday, May 16, 2006


Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship"
poems that always sound good, but never actually
come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and
plot revenge against the sorry son of a bitch who
made you sad.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge what
is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it
every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be and to quit
whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me
until you are well again. I don't want whatever the
hell you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
"Why?" you may ask, because you are my friend.


Remember: A good friend will help you move. A
really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I should bring a shovel.
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12 comments:

  1. Anonymous5/16/2006 12:08 PM

    An oldie but goodie classic, for sure.

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  2. Anonymous5/16/2006 12:59 PM

    Heehee...this is great! I love it!!

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  3. goldenlucyd5/16/2006 1:03 PM

    I'm still cackling! You certainly didn't lay an egg with this post, Judy.
    lucyd

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  4. YellowRose5/16/2006 1:56 PM

    That was great!!!!

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  5. Anonymous5/16/2006 2:30 PM

    Is this something like the time my sister told me that I needed to put on deodorant?!

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  6. Traci Dolan5/16/2006 10:24 PM

    I'm not smiling much these days. Maybe soon!!! :o) Here's to hoping!

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  7. Merle5/17/2006 3:39 AM

    Hi Judy ~~ This is a great post, thanks
    for sharing it with us.
    Take care, Merle.

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  8. srp5/17/2006 7:01 AM

    I particularly like the last little message about the shovel. LOL. Where do you find these?

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  9. kenju5/17/2006 7:17 AM

    Email, my dear.....email!

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  10. Anonymous5/17/2006 8:10 AM

    Still chuckling....thanks for the humor, Judy.
    And yup, a good friend is all that and more.

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  11. Pat5/17/2006 1:31 PM

    Thanks Judy. I've just had a blip on mine when I couldn't leave a comment on my own flippin post!!! All well now.
    Nearly forgotten what i was going to say - oh yes - I go with Number 6.:) Is that how you do a smiley face?

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  12. shpprgrl5/18/2006 10:26 PM

    I love that, it always makes me laugh! Definitely shows who your real friends are. Here from Michele's!

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