In keeping with Hoss's post today, I found a new way you can
ensure togetherness
with your significant other.
Does this appeal to you? I know some people are very open with their personal habits, but I cannot imagine sharing this way. It's nice they provided two rolls of paper though!
My first thought when I saw it was that I know a few people who appear to need a "double-wide" toilet.
heh heh.
ReplyDeleteI don't think its for me....although being able to flush two at one time would be a glorious racket!
One word. NO.
ReplyDeleteOh. My.
ReplyDeleteI love my husband dearly, but that, well that is just a little too close for comfort!
People are strange is all I have to say. Strange indeed.
ReplyDeleteKevin Nealon and Victoria Jackson once starred in a spoof Saturday Night Live commercial for "The Love Toilet." The catchphrase was classic: "Because when you're in love, even five minutes apart can seem like an eternity."
ReplyDeleteAh, good times!
I think I see a big problem here. It looks like the lids are joined together and possibly that the seats are joinded as well. Doesn't anyone else see the problem? There cannot be any sitting down and the same time as the standing up. OH MY!
ReplyDeleteThis a truly Hilarious! Do they realkly make these???
ReplyDeleteLOL, LOL, LOL....Amazing, Judy....simply AMAZING! I cannot imagine sharing some of this...If you get my drift! lol
Hey, I can't even handle the thought of a double shower.
ReplyDeleteI was going to post a comment.... but ...nah!!
ReplyDeleteUgh. My kids in particular would never be away from me again! I NEED my solitary-alone-toilet-time!!
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was it's for "siamese twins".
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh my head off at the same time it made me say "ewww."
ReplyDeleteSome things just are not meant to be shared experiences; hell, I don't even want to talk to anyone through the closed bathroom door!
I don't have a significant other right now (although I'm working on it...after a 5 year hiatus!!). I think it's bad enough having half the bed empty...having half of the toilet empty would just be too crushing for me right now; especially on Valentine's day. Just too crushing.
ReplyDeleteNo thanks! I'll do my toilet sitting alone.
ReplyDeleteBrings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "cheek to cheek," huh?
ReplyDeleteJohn
No, I never do it! I need privacy!My first thought was it's for "siamese twins", too, like Carolyn. I read a novel about siamese twins, named Chang and Eng, by Darin Strauss. It's for them.
ReplyDeleteI don't mind my girlfriend walking in when I'm "sitting" but I'd not want company the entire time. *blush*
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS! YOU win top humor post I've read this morn- "double wide" LOL,JUDY!- and uh, NO!
ReplyDelete(however, practical me remember my daughters potty training on a small toilet a couple of feet from me- What moms have to do sometimes........ my SO, NO WAY!)