I used to hike in a park that had a gate with at least as many signs as that...eventually my visions of being trapped in there overnight got so vivid that I'd rather take my chances with mountain lions elsewhere.
You're the cream in my coffee, You're the piss in my pants. Mmmmm not sure it has the same resonance but i liked it and all the other odds and ends. Thanks Judy!
The pee one was a bit gross. Few things worse than having wet pants on. I did like the t-shirt. Clever use of song lyrics--however it needs to be updated since the levees are back.
The pee one was, right, gross. It can be a useful tool for determining whether the pool temperature is warmer or colder than 98.6...oh, never mind. Why does coming here feel a bit like reading Dr. Seuss for grownups? And I mean that as a compliment. :-)
I was just wondering why I didn't get the idea to do that to my ex's car! I guess I'm just too nice or not creative enough, or his car really wasn't worth it.
What the heck?
all you Bloggers, that is.
So be careful.....lol.
Uh, oh. She means business!
This makes me sad.
Um... I've been called a lot of things, but never the "piss in (someone else's) pants."
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure exactly how to react to that. (Smirk)
John
These are great Judy! My GOOD laugh for the day...and I thank you for that!
ReplyDeleteI'm pleased to know that I have a function.
ReplyDeleteSomething there for just about everyone Judy.
ReplyDeleteLoved the signs and the car one was a hoot! Nothing like a woman scorned! Still chuckling here....lol
ReplyDeleteI laughed...I cried...
ReplyDeleteBut I have a favorite. Probably the comparing of blogger buds to a warm piss in the pants. But that's just me. LOL!
yrofcThose are great!
ReplyDeleteSome great ones here. I really cracked up at the "piss" one... so funny and true. And yes...since I lived there, the levee one made me sad too...
ReplyDeleteI used to hike in a park that had a gate with at least as many signs as that...eventually my visions of being trapped in there overnight got so vivid that I'd rather take my chances with mountain lions elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckle this morning. I need that before facing my boss each day!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're the cream in my coffee,
ReplyDeleteYou're the piss in my pants. Mmmmm not sure it has the same resonance but i liked it and all the other odds and ends. Thanks Judy!
The pee one was a bit gross. Few things worse than having wet pants on. I did like the t-shirt. Clever use of song lyrics--however it needs to be updated since the levees are back.
ReplyDeleteThe pee one was, right, gross. It can be a useful tool for determining whether the pool temperature is warmer or colder than 98.6...oh, never mind. Why does coming here feel a bit like reading Dr. Seuss for grownups? And I mean that as a compliment. :-)
ReplyDeleteI love your bookmarks, lucky grandmother!
I laughed several times!
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I was just wondering why I didn't get the idea to do that to my ex's car! I guess I'm just too nice or not creative enough, or his car really wasn't worth it.
ReplyDeletei love those old signs
ReplyDeleteI've never been called the piss in anyone's pants before.
ReplyDeleteI am honored.