Someone Said.....

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby. That Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history.

Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct.
That Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.

Somebody said being a mother is boring .... That Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.

Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good."
That Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.


Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices . That Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.

Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother. That Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.

Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first. That Somebody doesn't have five children.

Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books ........ That Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery .. That Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten. or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."

Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back . That Somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.


Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married ... That Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.

Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home ..... That Somebody never had grandchildren.

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her . That Somebody isn't a mother.